is missing it's idiot.
Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they
> wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so
> they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to
> keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
>
> And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal
> Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America?
> The Authentic America. Really?
>
> Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding
> Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what
> you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to
> keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you
> didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do
> you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries
> were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston?
> Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the
> fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
>
> No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty
> Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real
> American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments.
> Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are
> for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had
> gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a
> little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all
> uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've
> been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.
>
> Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking
> arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies?
> I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it
> means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I
> wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.
>
> All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and
> goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley
> Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And
> the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to
> us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp.
> "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to
> have your fucking orange juice.
>
> The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's
> money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that
> get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you
> guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states.
> And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most?
> It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money,
> assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value
> you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self
> reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.
>
> Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your
> Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the
> values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn
> week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you
> marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking
> Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes,
> that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to
> the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the
> fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9
> of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and
> most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where
> are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top
> 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while
> Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.
>
> But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you?
> Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you
> little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right?
> I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every
> goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get
> up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of
> moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking
> Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're
> not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous
> assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the
> Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast
> Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation?
> It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.
>
> Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing,
> federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou,
> hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
>
> And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next
> time. Fuck off.
Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they
> wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so
> they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to
> keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
>
> And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal
> Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America?
> The Authentic America. Really?
>
> Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding
> Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what
> you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to
> keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you
> didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do
> you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries
> were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston?
> Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the
> fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
>
> No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty
> Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real
> American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments.
> Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are
> for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had
> gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a
> little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all
> uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've
> been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.
>
> Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking
> arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies?
> I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it
> means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I
> wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.
>
> All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and
> goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley
> Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And
> the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to
> us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp.
> "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to
> have your fucking orange juice.
>
> The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's
> money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that
> get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you
> guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states.
> And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most?
> It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money,
> assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value
> you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self
> reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.
>
> Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your
> Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the
> values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn
> week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you
> marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking
> Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes,
> that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to
> the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the
> fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9
> of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and
> most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where
> are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top
> 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while
> Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.
>
> But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you?
> Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you
> little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right?
> I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every
> goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get
> up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of
> moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking
> Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're
> not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous
> assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the
> Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast
> Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation?
> It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.
>
> Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing,
> federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou,
> hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
>
> And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next
> time. Fuck off.
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